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Misc – Joke – Ask a bodybuilder a question…

I invented another terrible joke…

What does a bodybuilder do when he or she doesn’t know the answer…?

Shrugs.

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Joke – Spinoza’s Dirty House

Why was Baruch Spinoza’s house so dirty?

Because nature abhors a vacuum cleaner.

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Video – Everything Is OK – Compilation

I don’t normally post things that aren’t predominantly my own work or as video, but for these guys I make an exception.

To quote from EducateYourself : “Two men, Charlie Veitch and Danny Shine, take on the New World Order head on and confront the issues of thought control, suppression of free speech, the intimidation, coercion, and “obey’ mentality foisted upon citizens by authoritarian police or security guards dressed up to look like policemen, and the mockery of human values embraced by their corporate manipulators and their propaganda media outlets; all exposed with enormous penache and conviction.”

Basically these people have the balls to get out there and make a scene, reminding people of life’s simple truths, with a megaphone, their audacity and some good humour. I admire them to no end.

I think it would be wonderful for the world if lots of others did this sort of fearless, rational, loving outreach, more often and in many different places. To get the word out, as it were.

And apparently, they’re anarchists. Yet, what they’re doing doesn’t really fit the image of what the media portrays as anarchy does it?

Asides from the value of it being somewhat hilarious and compelling viewing, perhaps Joe Bloggs getting this message intermittently would remind society on the whole that everything really is OK. Or it could be if we let it.

Nice one guys.

 

Joke – Emo Bodybuilders

Why do you never see any emo bodybuilders competing in the heavyweight classes?

Cos they are always cutting.

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Joke – British Cannibal School

Where do wealthy British cannibals go to study?

Eton

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Joke – Euclid’s Loan

Why couldn’t the Euclid get a mortgage?

Nobody wanted to cosine the loan.

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Joke – Jailed Buddha

Why was the Buddha jailed for killing a man?

Because it was pre- meditated.

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Joke – Quantum Mechanics

I’m going to start posting jokes I’ve come up with over the years. Here’s the first.

What do you call a team of guys who fix your car AND don’t fix your car at the same time, then move their office location every time you try to find them?

Quantum mechanics.

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Poem – Battle Poetry

tell me bro what happened to your flow
where did it go?
its all disjointed, i’m dissapointed
and you lost your mojo
guess ill pick up where you left off
before the next verbal bullet bites the rest of your cleft off
kleptocrat? you’ve probably heard enough of that
pillaging rhymes in your viking hat..
you hear me talk and ask yourself
pointless..
what the fuck was that?
i’ll respond in tongues
cough up my lungs
do a backflip into the face of the sun
you can have the mic back now
i think i’m done.
Text exerted from an open mic I haven’t attended yet.
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Poem – Harry Poster

harry poster
likes to post
pieces of toast
down teh young boys nose
and he knows
how to spitroast da hoez
hes not a wizard
and he cant do spells
nor can he spell wizard
and the wizards can tell
he cant  cast magic
but hes got the pills
an iron will
big boots to fill
a theatre deal
and he might as well
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